Market Chaos and Past Memories

"I did didnt I? To be fair, my brain is going off of how you look and you certainly don't look over a hundred." She paused and squinted her eyes to stare at him. "Maybe a bot over five hundred. It that an age spot over there under the corner of your eye?"

Seeing the purple come into his cheeks, she busted up laughing. She even had to pause in her walking to hang onto her stomach. "What was that about it being a challenge nec? Cause pretty sure insist succeeded on the first try!" Another howl of laughter escaped her before she was able to get herself under control. Straightening back up, she caught up.

"No ones ever accused me of being a proper lady nec. Least of all myself. Afraid crude and rude is all you get." She spread her arms wide and did a little twirl. "And I am sure you are nec. Probably heard no compliments to tell you otherwise." A finger would come up to tap her lips. "Probably to confused on how the package could look so good while the action was so...not."

Turning slightly, jasper gave a small swish of her behind. "You will just have to wait awhile then. And ahhh. The magics couldnt handle each other then and one of then had to go it sounded like."

Jasper shrugged as she took the grey as more of a compliment. There was a point she thought she wouldn't even reach twenty five let alone nearly thirty, but here she was. She had survived and she was damn proud of that.

"Oh, but Nec. You see. I do know how you are in bed." In a more innocent sense of the word, but he didn't need to know that. He could just find his memory if he wanted the full story there. "Oh I sure you dooooooo!" She howled in laughter again as she suddenly found herself up side down and over Nec's shoulder.

"Nope. I think it is vanilla pudding today!" Laughing, she would only make token struggles to get away. She was about seventy five percent positive that Nec was really gonna dunk her into the river. And if he actually did...Shouldn't be too hard to drag him in with her. Waving at those that knew her as well, she reached down and poked him in the sides.

"Wonder if you are still as ticklish as I remember Rocky."

"Probably wasn't much of a debate." And oh yes! He was just as ticklish as she remembered! He could try and deny it all he wanted, but Jasper knew and that was all that mattered. She did stop though as she liked the thought of not having a bruised butt. Or a goosebump on her head.

A low hum came out of her throat. "We were something. That was for sure. Took down more than one person in our time together too." Her voice turned a bit sad at that. He wouldn't remember any of it...All the adventures they had and everything. Maybe it was a good thing in some cases? Some of those adventures she hadn't been on herself, but she had heard they were a bit...Not fun.

"Just remember Nec. I can find out where you live easily enough. And I'll have the perfect excuse too!" People opened up at the thought of someone getting food. It was a wonderful door opener. "Ever wonder what it is like to wake up covered in feathers and icing?"

"One of them certainly wouldn't have minded a threesome minus you." She barely repressed the shudder at that thought. Even years later, that memory still haunted her. At least the stupid curse hadn't followed them for more than a few days it seemed like...Unless she spilled a lot of blood onto the ground when Nec was nearby that was. That hadn't been fun to figure out.

"Well. You see. There was a horse and an arrow and a mirror. Plus for some odd reason, I think you admire me admiring your horrible cooking skills." She settled her chin into her hand and snorted. "Don't get me wrong. You were an arsehole. Still are one. But...Don't you feel how we just click together? It was like that from the very first moment basically. We just...Somehow clicked." She couldn't explain it and she wasn't trying to make an argument that they should be a couple or anything. She considered Nec a friend above all and she had missed her first ever friend.

Hearing the water, she perked up and then made a face. "Oh no no no no. If that river is as hot as tomato soup usually is, you are not tossing me into it!"

"You are gonna toss me into a river made of soup. Pretty sure that still ranks as being an arsehole." She watched him test the water and damn...No yelp or anything. It was probably just normal river temp. Lucky her. "And yeah. It was. In the worst way possible."

As she was flipped, she let out a quick yelp before holding her breath. She didn't think drowning in tomato soup was any difference than drowning in normal water. It was going to be a pain to try and get the soup stains out of her clothes. Then she felt strong arms around her again. Just as her head went under. Coming up sputtering, she glared at him. Though it didn't last long as she started to laugh.

Her face was covered in tomato soup and she knew she must have looked a sight! "I think you missed a spot right..." She wiped off some of the soup and flung it at his face. "There!"

She squealed in delight before laughing as she tilted her head to ring out the excess in her hair. "Orange isn't too far off from red, but I must admit. You look awful in it." She flicked some more at his face, but didn't actually put much force behind it.

"I hope you know that you get to help me get this out of my hair now. At least it is so...Liquidy." Getting most of it out of the strands, she let it fall to her back. Tomato stains be damned. She didn't have a hair tie to put it up and she wasn't about to tie it up into knots. "Should be easy to wash out unless it starts to act like a glue."

Turning, she did a bit of a pose, just playing up the silly factor before grinning at him. "Now it will have to be a true rain check for the coffee."