Not accustomed to hearing that from me without something weird happening, eh? The site being bombed by nonsensical censorship, bait-and-switch bondings, something to commemorate the day. Well, we're commemorating the day, but like never before. Today, the prank is on your characters, not you.
Every character gets a free Mimic from the Database! These creatures have no understanding of words or language, but actually do try to speak anyway, and they're not very bright, but they do try to do stuff, so really, I figure they're the best prank I've ever pulled.
No, rank doesn't matter. If you want the five star Bag of Holding for your character, or you want the three star Treasure Chest, or the one star Attic-Dwelling Cardboard Box...take what you like. Take what you think will nut your character up most. Take what you think you can work with in future posts. Take what you'll have fun with.
That's really what today's about, April 1st. Fun. And today we'll be having fun at our character's expense!