Post by Heron on Feb 11, 2019 0:03:49 GMT
The village of Haven had a museum.
The Desmonian Institute of Art and Science had been fairly obscure for a very long time, however. A facility that had stood proud against the ravages of time and weathered centuries of the Illogical Fields abuse was beginning to fade, however, beginning to become forgotten. The few loyalists the old institution had left agreed that this was a sad and tragic fate for such a fine establishment, dedicated to the service of growth and learning, to the service of remembering history and passing it down through the ages.
This trend of decline and abandonment grew, grew more. People just stopped caring. What happened back when, what was happening now, it was all just white noise. History wasnt interesting anymore.
An economy is an economy, and the curator was soundly fired for failing to do his job. A new curator was hired from the lower ranks, a man known to love history as much as he loved breathing, a man who could be told any object in the Desmonians collective and respond with the items name, age, origin, and entire life story.
So it came to pass that the Desmonian Institute of Art and Science welcomed Curator Zenthim Deamon into its ancient and hallowed halls as its new master of the arts.
~*~
Zenthim walked the halls, clipboard in hands, sneakers quiet against the waxed cement floors. The relic wares from the doomed trade caravan recovered from the Valley of Mummies was exactly where it ought, everything in perfect order. The tapestries were straight.
He continued his silent patrol through the museum portion of the Desmonian Institute, checking and double-checking that each artifact, relic, painting, tapestry, statue, figurine, bust, portrait, and antique flower pot was in its place. Even the jewelry displays were perfection!
It simply would not do to open the Desmonian Institute Grand Gala if things were amiss, now would it?
~*~
The day dawned with a light sprinkling of glitter, just enough to make things sparkle without making them cloying. Balloons no mortal hands had placed floated untethered beside the entrance to the Desmonian Institute Fine Arts wing, where the Grand Gala was to be held.
Maybe the Illogical Field liked a good party. Maybe the Illogical Field was just waiting for the next course.
The Harper Hall even managed to find a competent drummer to replace Harper Tomlin so that the drums thundered out a full and coherent message inviting all comers from the Weyr and all of the outlying villages to come and see. There would be live entertainment, free food, and plenty of artifacts to admire along the way!
~*~
The courtyard outside of the Fine Arts building was decorated with balloon arches, serving tables, sharply-dressed wait staff constantly on the go with platters of drinks and finger-food snacks. A live band was playing on a small stage, and they were actually pretty good. A large red ribbon still blocked the wooden double-doors into the museum, but clearly the intent was to have the guests graze and drink first, the better to appreciate the arts and artifacts without the distraction of hunger or thirst to divert the mind. The landscaping had been perfectly manicured, the lawn cut, the shrubs pruned, the flowers tended until only the finest blossoms bloomed.
There were faux-street lamps here and there to provide lighting for after it got dark, with strands of solar lights strung between them. Perhaps when darkness fell, the view would be spectacular.
Museum employees mingled here and there, encouraging guests to eat and relax, enjoy the scenery, discuss their favorite types of art or their favorite historical artifacts or their interests. This was a place to learn! They should be enjoying the learning before they even wandered inside!
And all was going smoothly, in fact almost too smoothly, right up until the half enraged, half desperately overwhelmed by shock and anxiety scream tore through the afternoon proceedings so forcefully that everything ground to an instant halt.
AAAAAAAIIIIYEEEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
The band stopped in a heartbeat, all the members staring wide-eyed at the museum doors. The museum sub-curators and docents flinched and followed suit. Certainly all of the guests were doing the same.
Clearly, the universal question at the tips of everyones tongue was, What the hell?
The docents were the first ones to get their heads back on straight and began ushering most of the guests to other entertainment areas, because clearly there was a problem inside the building and having guests in the way would be in the way, and docents were nothing if not good at their jobs. Directing traffic, solving problems, and keeping fidgety strangers occupied for indeterminate amounts of time? This was everyday professional for them.
Clearly, however, certain guests were not going to be herded off, because they would be running toward the scream, not allowing themselves be drawn away from it.
A small elf woman with bird-like wings stopped these intrepid guests at the door, utilizing her wings to block the way mostly because she had about four feet and nine inches of height to work with and there were relatively few people present who didnt tower over her.
Nahlrie Elandinai, Assistant Curator, she introduced herself. I do appreciate the help, I just had to stop you here first to say that most of the artifacts in here are ancient and delicate and we dont know what has the Curator in such a tizzy. Please, please, follow me and go carefully inside. I will NOT permit the relics or the books to be damaged on my watch.
That much said, Nahlrie grabbed a giant pair of golden scissors that was resting against the building for the ribbon-cutting and snipped the ribbon that barred access to the Fine Arts wing quite unceremoniously. She tossed the scissors aside. After that she pulled a key from her pocket and unlocked the doors, prying the heavy wooden double doors open with great difficulty, given her size.
And gave a horrified gasp as soon as the doors finished swinging open and she got a proper glimpse of the exhibits.
There were no exhibits.
Clearly visible were all of the exhibit displays, of course, in a state of complete disarray, but every one of them was empty. The walls were empty of every painting, every tapestry. The shelves had been stripped of every single book. Only torn scraps of paper littered the floor, displaying boot prints carelessly stamped upon them. Nothing of historical or monetary value was left. Not. A. Thing.
In the middle of the devastation stood a man, tall, dark-skinned, handsome enough and scholarly to the appearance, hands buried so far into his black hair that he had torn his previously immaculate ponytail to disheveled shreds and hadnt let go. With the doors open, it was now possible to hear him ranting in a long, long string of colorful invectives, swearing the likes of which might have made even veteran cusser Aletha raise an eyebrow or two.
Ahem, Nahlrie coughed, the quickest of the two to regain composure. Curator Zenthim? I believe Ive found people who can help with this mess.
The Desmonian Institute of Art and Science had been fairly obscure for a very long time, however. A facility that had stood proud against the ravages of time and weathered centuries of the Illogical Fields abuse was beginning to fade, however, beginning to become forgotten. The few loyalists the old institution had left agreed that this was a sad and tragic fate for such a fine establishment, dedicated to the service of growth and learning, to the service of remembering history and passing it down through the ages.
This trend of decline and abandonment grew, grew more. People just stopped caring. What happened back when, what was happening now, it was all just white noise. History wasnt interesting anymore.
An economy is an economy, and the curator was soundly fired for failing to do his job. A new curator was hired from the lower ranks, a man known to love history as much as he loved breathing, a man who could be told any object in the Desmonians collective and respond with the items name, age, origin, and entire life story.
So it came to pass that the Desmonian Institute of Art and Science welcomed Curator Zenthim Deamon into its ancient and hallowed halls as its new master of the arts.
~*~
Zenthim walked the halls, clipboard in hands, sneakers quiet against the waxed cement floors. The relic wares from the doomed trade caravan recovered from the Valley of Mummies was exactly where it ought, everything in perfect order. The tapestries were straight.
He continued his silent patrol through the museum portion of the Desmonian Institute, checking and double-checking that each artifact, relic, painting, tapestry, statue, figurine, bust, portrait, and antique flower pot was in its place. Even the jewelry displays were perfection!
It simply would not do to open the Desmonian Institute Grand Gala if things were amiss, now would it?
~*~
The day dawned with a light sprinkling of glitter, just enough to make things sparkle without making them cloying. Balloons no mortal hands had placed floated untethered beside the entrance to the Desmonian Institute Fine Arts wing, where the Grand Gala was to be held.
Maybe the Illogical Field liked a good party. Maybe the Illogical Field was just waiting for the next course.
The Harper Hall even managed to find a competent drummer to replace Harper Tomlin so that the drums thundered out a full and coherent message inviting all comers from the Weyr and all of the outlying villages to come and see. There would be live entertainment, free food, and plenty of artifacts to admire along the way!
~*~
The courtyard outside of the Fine Arts building was decorated with balloon arches, serving tables, sharply-dressed wait staff constantly on the go with platters of drinks and finger-food snacks. A live band was playing on a small stage, and they were actually pretty good. A large red ribbon still blocked the wooden double-doors into the museum, but clearly the intent was to have the guests graze and drink first, the better to appreciate the arts and artifacts without the distraction of hunger or thirst to divert the mind. The landscaping had been perfectly manicured, the lawn cut, the shrubs pruned, the flowers tended until only the finest blossoms bloomed.
There were faux-street lamps here and there to provide lighting for after it got dark, with strands of solar lights strung between them. Perhaps when darkness fell, the view would be spectacular.
Museum employees mingled here and there, encouraging guests to eat and relax, enjoy the scenery, discuss their favorite types of art or their favorite historical artifacts or their interests. This was a place to learn! They should be enjoying the learning before they even wandered inside!
And all was going smoothly, in fact almost too smoothly, right up until the half enraged, half desperately overwhelmed by shock and anxiety scream tore through the afternoon proceedings so forcefully that everything ground to an instant halt.
AAAAAAAIIIIYEEEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
The band stopped in a heartbeat, all the members staring wide-eyed at the museum doors. The museum sub-curators and docents flinched and followed suit. Certainly all of the guests were doing the same.
Clearly, the universal question at the tips of everyones tongue was, What the hell?
The docents were the first ones to get their heads back on straight and began ushering most of the guests to other entertainment areas, because clearly there was a problem inside the building and having guests in the way would be in the way, and docents were nothing if not good at their jobs. Directing traffic, solving problems, and keeping fidgety strangers occupied for indeterminate amounts of time? This was everyday professional for them.
Clearly, however, certain guests were not going to be herded off, because they would be running toward the scream, not allowing themselves be drawn away from it.
A small elf woman with bird-like wings stopped these intrepid guests at the door, utilizing her wings to block the way mostly because she had about four feet and nine inches of height to work with and there were relatively few people present who didnt tower over her.
Nahlrie Elandinai, Assistant Curator, she introduced herself. I do appreciate the help, I just had to stop you here first to say that most of the artifacts in here are ancient and delicate and we dont know what has the Curator in such a tizzy. Please, please, follow me and go carefully inside. I will NOT permit the relics or the books to be damaged on my watch.
That much said, Nahlrie grabbed a giant pair of golden scissors that was resting against the building for the ribbon-cutting and snipped the ribbon that barred access to the Fine Arts wing quite unceremoniously. She tossed the scissors aside. After that she pulled a key from her pocket and unlocked the doors, prying the heavy wooden double doors open with great difficulty, given her size.
And gave a horrified gasp as soon as the doors finished swinging open and she got a proper glimpse of the exhibits.
There were no exhibits.
Clearly visible were all of the exhibit displays, of course, in a state of complete disarray, but every one of them was empty. The walls were empty of every painting, every tapestry. The shelves had been stripped of every single book. Only torn scraps of paper littered the floor, displaying boot prints carelessly stamped upon them. Nothing of historical or monetary value was left. Not. A. Thing.
In the middle of the devastation stood a man, tall, dark-skinned, handsome enough and scholarly to the appearance, hands buried so far into his black hair that he had torn his previously immaculate ponytail to disheveled shreds and hadnt let go. With the doors open, it was now possible to hear him ranting in a long, long string of colorful invectives, swearing the likes of which might have made even veteran cusser Aletha raise an eyebrow or two.
Ahem, Nahlrie coughed, the quickest of the two to regain composure. Curator Zenthim? I believe Ive found people who can help with this mess.